disowns:

i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it

(Source: disowns, via geniusly)

mylittleseacrests:

My heart sinks a little when I wake up to no new messages from you.

(via neveragaintobeacagedbird)

teddytrumpet:

septetteforaspookyprincess:

when you accidentally step on a bee

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Omfg

(via mayquelyourquel)

foodchewer:

don’t disappoint your dogs

(via feat)

dannnylawrence:

unlimitedgoats:

luxvriously:

My anaconda will consider it

My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.

Re: Your Anaconda,

Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.

Yours, etc.
A bunless hun

(via cassette-babe)

writens:

Hey man, I’m just trying to keep this friendship alive and you’re kinda not cooperating with me lol

(via mayquelyourquel)