i-r-confused:

blenders-in-a-puppy:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

the-mischief-manager:

phoenixfire-thewizardgoddess:

cockringtoss:

ibeherpderpin:

highperactive:

cockringtoss:

my dick has a lot in common with the sun

nobody likes looking directly at it?

It gives people cancer?

woAh woah woah

It rises at the crack of dawn?

it disappears at night?

direct exposure often leads to a nasty case of sunburn?

it needs to stay approximately 92,960,000 miles away from me?

nobody will ever touch it? 

(via spoken-not-written)

primacdonaldsgirl:

pretending to study in front of ur parents like 

image

(via interjects)

blackbruise:

do you ever wonder if anyone reads your blog like everyday just to check on you 

(via miseryinc)

cieply:

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it

(via miseryinc)

deathby-chanel:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

This fucked me up

(Source: my-patronus-is-a-winchester, via neveragaintobeacagedbird)

parasoul:

college; the musical 

featuring such hits as:

  • the fuck do you mean this textbook is $250 
  • why am i the only one in the group doing the assignment 
  • final exams more like no 
  • how did my gpa get so low 
  • this ta really needs to stop 
  • i’m never going to finish this 7,000 word essay by tomorrow 
  • how did my gpa get so high (reprise) 

(via hallamark)

deathby-chanel:

deckthebunkers:

do you find it weird that you’ve known your parents for your entire life but they’ve only known you for a portion of theirs

This fucked me up

(Source: my-patronus-is-a-winchester, via neveragaintobeacagedbird)

discovers:

She’s the kind of girl a guy meets when he’s too young, and he fucks up because there’s too much living to do. But later he realizes she’s perfect

(via cuntinued)

anders-holmdick:

god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by

(via interjects)