i wish i had friends i could just call up at like 2am and be like “lets chill or go for a walk” and they would do it
My heart sinks a little when I wake up to no new messages from you.
when you accidentally step on a bee
My anaconda will consider it
My anaconda has, upon review of the information presented with it’s partners, decided that it, in fact, does not. My anaconda apologizes for any inconvenience this may cause and thanks you for your time.
Re: Your Anaconda,
Thank you for your consideration. Please keep my cover letter and resume in your files in case of any future openings. Good luck in all future endeavors.
A bunless hun