nosdrinker:

*saves game six times just in case*

(Source: nosdrinker, via hate)

magicul:

do you ever get really motivated to do something and you get really excited about it and then when you get home you’re just like nah

(via infiinite3scape)

anders-holmdick:

god I am so tired of people throwing roses at my feet as I walk by

(via stuning)

sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

(via interjects)

bombing:

i came out tonight to get attacked and honestly i am having such a fun time right now

(via hate)

jibblyuniverse:

derpfire:

jibblyuniverse:

frenums:

things that will always sound sarcastic

  • good for you
  • thanks a lot
  • yeah right
  • nice to know
  • wow
  • way to go
  • totally
  • ok buddy

Not if you say ‘man’ at the end

ok buddy man

I might not have thought that last one through

(via interjects)